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NAME
stephan — lead developer, frontend architect, recovering CTO
SYNOPSIS
stephan [--architecture] [--tooling] [--strong-opinions] [PROJECT...]
DESCRIPTION
Fifteen years of building web platforms, evolving from "the frontend guy" into the person who decides why your build is slow — and then fixes it. Co-founded Cherry Pulp (Brussels, 2013–2024): grew it 4 → 20 people, shipped 200+ platforms, exited to CBTW in 2023, where stephan now runs as Lead Developer.
Specialises in the foundations: architecture, tooling, conventions, and developer experience. Full-stack across the JavaScript and PHP ecosystems, with a frontend bias and an art-school backstory.
OPTIONS
--architecture— define technical direction, stack choices, and the shape of the thing before a line is written.--tooling— boilerplates, CLIs, and conventions, so projects boot the same way every time.--strong-opinions— supplied by default. Cannot be disabled.
ENVIRONMENT
Brussels, Belgium. LANG=fr_BE (native), LC_MESSAGES=en (professional). Runs on coffee and a Docker homelab.
FILES
~/.config/clients/— Unicef, Oxfam, Engie, Delhaize, Telenet, KBC Brussels, RTL, RTBF, Monizze, …~/projects/— 200+ entries, most still standing.
BUGS
- Will refactor your boilerplate uninvited.
- Physically incapable of leaving a slow build alone.
- Talks about the terminal at parties. Built an entire website inside one — you're in it.
SEE ALSO
about(1) · github(monkeymonk) · linkedin · email
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